1. It’s pretty much the only thing I’m good at.

2. They keep asking me to.

3. Because men smell funny and have penises. Ick.

4. Isn’t it obvious? I got a problem.

5. The little minxes just won’t hold still during torture.

6. Everybody’s doing it.

7. Couldn’t tie my own shoes until I hit puberty, tied my first real knot around the same time I got my first real boner, and well… accidents happen.

8. It’s the only way they’ll stick around long enough to hear my life story.

9. Because of the old adage, “Do what you love and the money will follow.” Truth be told, I expected to be a billionaire by now.

10. Because, for whatever reason, God has seen fit to surround me with an abundance of rope and nude women, and nothing happens in God’s world by accident— except maybe #7.

This list is not mine, but found it surfing (p*rn) on the web and found it very fitting for my situation 🙂   Can you tell we are on a summer break? 🙂