I tie up pretty girls because...

1. It's pretty much the only thing I'm good at.

2. They keep asking me to.

3. Because men smell funny and have penises. Ick.

4. Isn't it obvious? I got a problem.

5. The little minxes just won't hold still during torture.

6. Everybody's doing it.

7. Couldn't tie my own shoes until I hit puberty, tied my first real knot around the same time I got my first real boner, and well... accidents happen.

8. It's the only way they'll stick around long enough to hear my life story.

9. Because of the old adage, "Do what you love and the money will follow." Truth be told, I expected to be a billionaire by now.

10. Because, for whatever reason, God has seen fit to surround me with an abundance of rope and nude women, and nothing happens in God's world by accident--- except maybe #7.

Honestly, this list is not mine, but found it surfing (p*rn) on the web and found it very fitting for my situation :)   Can you tell we are on a summer break? :)

- Leave a comment - # - 08:34

Slavery...

During one of my senseless surfing periods ('k, 'k... watching p*rn :) I stumbled upon the following:

Slavery is not about suffering . . . .Slavery is about service.
Its not about humiliation . . . Its about humility.
Its not about pain . . . Its about being present.
Its not about being used . . . Its about being of use.
Its not about control . . . Its about letting go.
Its not about your desires . . . Its about giving to others.
Its not about abuse . . . Its about acceptance.
Its not about proving anything . . . Its about being real.
Its not about contempt . . . Its about respect.
Its not about how you look . . . Its about how you care.
Its not about denying yourself . . .Its about being open.
Its not about punishment . . . Its about discipline.
Its not about escape . . . Its about being committed.
Its not about submission . . .Its about obedience.
Its not about fear . . . Its about trust.
Its not about sex . . . Its about love.
Its not about pleasure . . . Its about happiness.

I thought this is a nice way to put in perspective that "thing" we do and love

Bob

- Leave a comment - # - 08:51